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Ides of March Greeting Cards

from $5.00

Smart. Sharp. Historically Petty.

Celebrate the Ides of March the way history intended — with betrayal, bad decisions, and a well-placed knife.

This limited-run greeting card collection draws on Roman history, biblical treachery, and modern profanity to deliver cards that are equal parts art piece and emotional damage. Each design features bold, museum-inspired or minimalist artwork paired with cutting interior messages (or deliberate silence, when silence cuts deeper).

Perfect for:

  • Former friends

  • Current enemies

  • Dramatic exes

  • People who absolutely had this coming

Details:

  • 5 unique Ides of March greeting cards sold individually or as a complete set

  • Premium heavyweight cardstock

  • Matte finish

  • Exterior and interiors text

  • Profanity included (because accuracy matters)

Not for the faint of heart.
Very much for the historically literate and emotionally petty.

Note: These cards contain strong language and historical references to betrayal. Buyer discretion advised.
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Smart. Sharp. Historically Petty.

Celebrate the Ides of March the way history intended — with betrayal, bad decisions, and a well-placed knife.

This limited-run greeting card collection draws on Roman history, biblical treachery, and modern profanity to deliver cards that are equal parts art piece and emotional damage. Each design features bold, museum-inspired or minimalist artwork paired with cutting interior messages (or deliberate silence, when silence cuts deeper).

Perfect for:

  • Former friends

  • Current enemies

  • Dramatic exes

  • People who absolutely had this coming

Details:

  • 5 unique Ides of March greeting cards sold individually or as a complete set

  • Premium heavyweight cardstock

  • Matte finish

  • Exterior and interiors text

  • Profanity included (because accuracy matters)

Not for the faint of heart.
Very much for the historically literate and emotionally petty.

Note: These cards contain strong language and historical references to betrayal. Buyer discretion advised.

With Friends Like You

Exterior:
“With friends like you, who needs enemies?”
Classical Roman–inspired artwork.

Interior:
“Happy Ides of March,
you fucking Brutus.”


A direct and unapologetic nod to Rome’s most famous betrayal. Clean on the outside, cutting on the inside.

Some People Bring Wine

Exterior:
“Some people bring wine.”
Minimalist wine glass illustration.

Interior:
“You brought a knife.
Happy Ides of March, you fucking Judas.”
Minimalist dagger illustration.


The only card in the collection with interior artwork. Polite on the outside, violent on the inside.

Et Tu, Bru—

Exterior:
“Et tu, Bru—”
Classical sculpture–inspired artwork.

Interior:
“Wait.
Of course it was you.

Happy Ides of March,
you traitorous asshole.”


Captures the exact moment recognition sets in. Historically literate and emotionally precise.

Rome Never Stood a Chance

Exterior:
“With friends like you,
Rome never stood a chance.”
Classical ruins–inspired artwork.

Interior:
“History remembers men like you.
Happy Ides.”


Quiet, reflective, and judgmental. For betrayals that didn’t need theatrics — just consequences.

Friendship Is a Beautiful Thing

Exterior:
“Friendship is a beautiful thing.”
Campy, theatrical Roman-inspired artwork.

Interior:
“Until March 15.

Happy Ides of March,
you freaking Judas.”


Bright, dramatic, and deliberately over-the-top. A celebration of friendship’s inevitable collapse.